professional

any type of oral sex. Derived from what "a professional" has: a job.

Girls not only give professionals, but women do to. And if you don't give your man a professional, he'll find someone who will.

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off the record

Just to let you know

Off the record Miranda, I love you.

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sandwich with mayo

Where two men and a woman have a threesome where one man takes the front and the other the back, and then both cum on her face at the same time.

John and I gave Jane a sandwich with mayo last night.

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k5

Fullsize chevrolet SUV truck, debated whether it is in fact an SUV or a truck seeing as how the it is convertible as well as a 4x4. Came with 350s 400s and rarely a 454. Later on the blazer would become the s10 blazer, a nonfullsize pickup non convertible as the fullsize became tahoe after 1995.

Kevin's blazer is worthy offroad and onroad.

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sausage party

A party or setting in which heterosexual males far outnumber single females.

Jim: "How was that party last night?"
Kevin: "It was pretty good, but most of the people there were gay men."
Jim: "So it was a sausage party"
Kevin: "I don't know about that Jim because although there were only a few women there, there were even fewer straight men there."

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Hot Topic

A good, although pricey store (but still a bargain bin compared to Abercrombie & Fitch and with better made clothing) that has been given a bad reputation ever since that poser Avril Lavigne (shudders) became popular.

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ass comb

A comb that is used to comb the hair on your hairy ass. You can later cut that hair and weave a blanket for winter.

Vinny recieved an ass comb for Christmas.

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