iono

i dont no just sound it out if you needed this your jus stupid

"whens that test"
"iono"

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freedom of speech

I'd like to provide you all with some text i've recieved in a journalism class. The entire first quarter of the year was spent on the first amendment. Our rights of the first one inlclude ONLY these: Freedom of religion, freedom of speech, freedom of the press, freedom of assembly, and right to petition. For the freedom of speech part, there ARE some limits. Some legal limits. They are:

Clear and Present Danger
Fighting Words
Libel and Slander
Obscenity
Conflight with Other Legitimate Social Or Governmental Interests
Time, Place and Manner

So no, you dont have the legal right to say 'fuck you' on national television, or show your tits during a superbowl halftime show. I agree that we SHOULD be able to curse etc. as we feel, but there do need to be a few limits so that we dont abuse it. Just so everyone knows, the 5th one means that in times of crisis(war) the government can restrict it for security(idioticly). They can also place a gag order on the press during war and participants in a trial. I agree this is idiocy, but you have no constitutional right to tell someone to fuck themself on CSPAN.

Freedom Of Speech isnt as general as most people think

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amp bitch

n. One who turns their amp up so loud so that everyone else gets completely drowned out.

Musician 1: Cameron, stop being such an amp bitch, I can't even hear myself think
Musician 2: What??
Musician 1:Turn off your amp you amp bitch!
Musicain 2: What??
Musician 1 then unplugs Musician 2

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boohbah

Five really cool fuzzy things that will one day kill the teletubbies. They have a show and they dance. They are a good show for stoners. Their names are Zing Zing Zingbah, Humbah, Zumbah, Jingbah, and Jumbah. They are probably the greatest invention since sliced bread. can be used in place of cool or badass because boohbahs are fvckin awesome!

Today i got soooo stoned then watched boohbah.

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huntlazyhorse

1. Gangsta ass crew from Holland...

2. Literall English translation of the Dutch word 'jachtluipaard'

> Check out dem wicked ass huntlazyhorses...

< Damn, they be fly ass gangstas.

> Swut i'm sayin'...

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tubed

The phenomenon that occurs when Penny Arcade links to a lesser known website.

"The Gamer Tag Database was definantly tubed when Tycho placed a link to it on the main news page."

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Tier System

The Tier System is a much symplified version of the 1-10 system of rating attractiveness based upon first impressions. It works as follows:

Tier 0 : Most attractive possible individual who is also rich and famous.
Tier 1 : Most attractive possible individual who is not rich or famous.
Tier 2 : Very attractive but not in the same league as Tier 1 individuals.
Tier 3 : Somewhat unattractive but acceptable in a pinch.
Tier 4 : Completely unattractive and unacceptable in all sexual contexts.

It is easy to talk about women using the Tier System becasue everyone knows exactly what you are saying.

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