a perfect change

Three quarters, two dimes, two nickels, and five pennies. Something people carry when they want to get rid of their change.

"Perfect change" is what you give a casier so you don't get change back. "A perfect change" is the combination of coins you might carry so you can give perfect change.

Cashier: The total comes to $6.68
Customer: *gives her a five, a one, two quarters, a dime, a nickel, and three pennies.
Cashier: Your change comes to...um...nothing.

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Man, I've got a lot of coins. I should probably make a perfect change.

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Dish Crotch

When manually washing dishes, water splashes onto your crotch, often time giving you water saturated pants leaving you with a moist and damp crotch.

Kevin "I was washing the dishes at work, and the water sprayer soaked my apron through out the day. Then my apron could no longer hold any more water and soaked through to my pants. Then my pants were so wet, that my underwear was wet. And then my under wear was drenched, that my crotch was wet, moist, and damp. I had dish crotch"

Rob "I hate that"

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poonkinany

a small skinny person who is very ugly

Ha ha, look at that lil poonkinanny ova there.

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Sinchie, Sinchee

Simple, not complicated.

This algebra problem is sinchie.
Your homework is so sinchie.

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Oh my dood

An exclamation of shock or surprise

"Oh my dood, what have u done?"

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circusprovo

buffoon, day dreamer, one who had delusions of grandeur

dont believe anything that chap says he is a circusprovo

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notzees

the cool slang for hitler and his crew.

yo, these dudes are notzees!

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