Las Vegas

Here are just a few of the things you can do in Las Vegas that you'll regret later in life:

1. Get a tattoo.

2. Lose all your money at a casino.

3. Get kicked out of a casino.

4. Marry a Russian mail-order bride.

5. Get a soul patch that's actually made of someone's pubic hair.

6. Get AIDS or some other STD from a skanky whore.

And the list goes on and on.

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pookey

a name for your sweet lover

I love you my little pookey

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Deusch Bag

A bag used to clean out one's pussy after sexual intercourse.

Mama!!! Telling sis to clean up all the Deusch bags she left around the house. There is one in my soup!

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brumski

When you stick your face in between a chicks breasts and shack your face back and forth while making a "bbbbbrrrrr" sound.

Man that chicks got some big tits...I would love to brumski her.

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pebbled

the slightly-disappointing feeling of smoking way to much weed, and therefore rendering yourself totally sober.

Ollie: (with eyes half-way closed) Man, im so stoned...you good?

Rylie: naw man, fucking pebbled.

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patriots

A decent, but overly hyped NFL team. Their fans tend to be assholes that think they whooped the Panther's asses in the Superbowl. However, it was only luck that they got the ball last. Whoever would have had the ball last would have surely won. Panthers put up on hellofafight.

Patriots = teh ghey

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do the math

1-What you tell someone when they can't figure out what someone or something actually means before explaining it to them

2- To figure out what will happen because of a certain event

1-Person 1: Why do you think my mom's a ho?
Person 2: Dude, do the math, she goes out every night wearing a tube top and a thong.

2-Person 1: "So why do you think she's going to break up with me?"
Person 2: "Do the math, man. She's moving to another state. You can try to keep it together but eventually she's gonna dump you"

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