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Spork

1. A crossbreed between the fork and the spoon invented in the 1940's to handle a crisis in Japan.
2.Alternate uses:weapons for countries who can't afford guns, Sporkinator (action figure), and hang from rear view mirrors

In modern society, it is important to ensure that you do not offend anyone with your spork. So please, only use sporks when the meal calls for them. Serving sporks with no suitable alternative is not acceptable when soups or sauces are a dominant portion of the meal in question.

As far as placesetting with your spork, simply substitute the dinner fork with the spork, leaving the knife and the salad fork present (eat lettuce with a spork? never!). You may wish to leave the spoon present in case their are "spork-ignorant" guests.

When using a spork to eat mashed potatoes out of a styrofoam container, it is common courtesy to leave a little "spork waste" at the bottom rather than scrape the styrofoam with the spork to get every last morsel. If you must have every little bit of potato, please use your finger.

by Kevin February 21, 2004

80πŸ‘ 97πŸ‘Ž


Tits

The two bouncy round objects on a woman's chest.

Holy, those TITS are HUGE!!

by Kevin April 12, 2003

43πŸ‘ 56πŸ‘Ž


corn dawg

alex's pimpin nick name

me: wat up corn dawg
alex: nuttin yo

by Kevin February 6, 2005

9πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


bo bo

a blowjob, blrrjab, oral sex

dat bitch gave me BO BO in the hood yesterday!

by Kevin September 28, 2003

44πŸ‘ 184πŸ‘Ž


fishmarket

A dirty ass bitch who has a frigging bad stench!!!

Dawg take a dicko at that fishmarket but clip ur nose if u dont wanna "hit the pavement"(to fall)!!!

by Kevin February 3, 2004

13πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


peloquin

a last name, always of a really awesome and gangsta play boy

Kevin Peloquin

by Kevin January 28, 2003

15πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


San Andreas

1. The next game in the Grand Theft Auto game series. It is a satire of California set in the early 1990's. You play as Carl "CJ" Johnson, a black man from Los Santos (Los Angeles) who returns back to his home city to attend his mother's funeral. However, CJ is dragged back into the gang life that he tried to run away from 5 years earlier. Players get to visit the aformentioned Los Santos, as well as San Fierro (San Francisco) and Las Venturra (Las Vegas, which technically isn't in California, but Rockstar Games felt obliged to include it, if only to shut up the assholes who wanted the next GTA to be in Vegas), as well as all the backcountry in between. Many improvements have been made over Vice City, the last GTA game such as improved graphics and targeting, a much larger play area, more character customization options, and at long last, the ability to swim. GTA: San Andreas is bound to blow every game that copied the last two games right out of the water.

2. A fault line that runs beneath the state of California. It is responsible for all the devastating earthquakes that have rocked California for the last several million years.

1. As if California wasn't crazy enough, Rockstar Games is going to make it look even more bizzare, as they always do.....and piss off shitloads of soccer moms, Jesus freaks, gays, minorities, etc. in the process, as they always do.

2. The San Andreas fault line will ultimately beat all the street gangs and liberals in the race to destroy the state of California.

by Kevin July 27, 2004

388πŸ‘ 113πŸ‘Ž