Las Vegas

Here are just a few of the things you can do in Las Vegas that you'll regret later in life:

1. Get a tattoo.

2. Lose all your money at a casino.

3. Get kicked out of a casino.

4. Marry a Russian mail-order bride.

5. Get a soul patch that's actually made of someone's pubic hair.

6. Get AIDS or some other STD from a skanky whore.

And the list goes on and on.

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pookey

a name for your sweet lover

I love you my little pookey

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Deusch Bag

A bag used to clean out one's pussy after sexual intercourse.

Mama!!! Telling sis to clean up all the Deusch bags she left around the house. There is one in my soup!

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shit shower and shave

1. a routine that all men should follow if not already doing.

2. something most of Europe hasn't done.

Dad: "always remember to shit shower and shave."

Sonny: "ok papa."

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flooremite

any emotion that can't be described

also anything that resembles the color orange

i'm just flooremite today

ur lookin a little flooremite today

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gixxer

fastest 4-stroke sportbike available under $15,000
buy a used one for your first bike cause you probably will crash it

If Gixxers suck then why did Bimota (A $35,000 UBER FAST Sportbike) use their motors?

R1s are nice but Suzukis are faster

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wiggidy-wack

Crazy to a point that it is funny.

My friend just saw a piece of tape on the ceiling and thought it wasn't tape. She's wiggity-wack.

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