shebangbang

this one guy who totally loves anus

kevin

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<3

When you turn your head to the left, <3 looks like a person with a ballsack mouth wearing a dunce cap.

Someone: <3
Someone else: That's gross!
Someone: ?

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humpalump

to fuck a fat person in a time of desperation...

Felicia humpalumped Ross in the shed.

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stdick

In reference to someones name.

Hi ess' stdick

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eat a bag

the ultimate insult. origin extends from the command to "eat a bag of dicks," which means to consume a bag full of male genitalia. usually considered vulgar.

"Dude, yankees suck! Why don't you go crawl back inside your mother 'til you're done cookin'."

"Eat a bag, man. eat a bag."

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B.J

Short term for Blowjob-which is the sucking of a man's penis

Yo, wanna give me a B.J.

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fire-hydrant squeeze

To park your car so that it touches the car in front of it or behind it in order to be farther away from a fire hydrant and avoid a parking ticket.

There were no parking spaces on the street, so I had to perpetrate a fire-hydrant squeeze.

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