LUMBAR

The term to the collection of lumber in Warcraft games.

OMG WTF???? WE NEED THE 1337 LUMBaR!!!!111

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INDIZZLE

indeed

Are you going to the game tonight? INDIZZLE shawty

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Speshtions

Small, orange, flat-like creatures who appear in hallunications.

Joe after taking a large hit of salvia: "Speshtions, Speshtions, Look at the Speshtions!!!!!!"

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shlep

noun.

A person who is incapable of performing even the most basic of tasks.

"Don't ask Joe for directions. He is a total shlep and will fuck it all to hell."

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Good Guy-Bad Guy parking

When another car is parked in a large parallel metered parking space and is some distance from the meter; you park closer to the meter such that it looks like the other person squeezed into your space, rather than that you squeezed into their space thereby forcing a policeman wielding parking tickets to determine who was the "good guy" and who was the "bad guy."

My good guy-bad guy parking worked. The other car got a ticket for parking illegally and I did not.

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Rama Lama

A slang term to tell someone to go away, to "buzz" off. Used in moments of annoyment to tell some to go away and leave them in a state of confusion.
For example

Matt: "Hey man, ya wanna go outside?"
Kev: "Rama Lama"

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mertonize

To preheat a cup or mug with hot water allowing the preferred beverage to remain hotter.

I mertonized the coffee cups before pouring the coffee so that the coffee will be hotter.

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