Jolly Rancher

The Act of inserting a jolly rancher(s) into a females vagina during "playtime." After a while, the jolly rancher(s) will melt and ooze out of her vagina, the male/female then licks the reminence of the jolly rancher.

Jolly ranchers taste better when u give a girl a jolly rancher.

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veigel

terrible, absolutely horrid, complete doushebag of a person

Kid 1: {Breathing}
Veigel: Keep it down
kid 2: This guy is terrible

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carnal knowledge

The euphamish the federal government uses for sex. Doesn't make sense unless you know what "carnal knowledge" is. Otherwise it seems like the government is defining rape as knowing something about females.

"Rape is the carnal knowledge of a female forcibly and against her will."

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soccer mom

A middle-aged, middle-upper class woman who generally drives an SUV, a minivan or a station wagon (the latter of which is rarely seen in this era), and lives in a suburban area such as Parsippany, New Jersey, my hometown. They believe that their children are the most important things in the world, and refuse to let them listen to any music other than Top 40 radio, play any violent video games, or let them watch TV without them nearby, as any of these could supposedly corrupt their fragile minds. They are generally members of the local PTA, and have their kids participate in as many after-school programs as possible, so they could have themselves some "me" time. They usually put soccer ball stickers on their bumpers, tailgates, or gas caps, and are especially notorious for popularizing the infamous "honor student" bumper stickers. Soccer moms are usually homemakers, especially if they have young children, and live of the income generated by their well-paid husbands.

My next-door neighbor Liz Gonzales is a soccer mom.

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rizzy

rooting back the kevin term right meaning correct or the opposite of left

margo made a rizzy at the traffice light

i was wrong steve you were rizzy

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wmd

short for "what missiles dude?" which is exactly what the iraqi's have been saying all long, and thus far have not been proven otherwise.

G.W.:this is it saddam, give up the wmd
's, or we will attack your country.
Saddam: that's is what i have have been telling you all along... what missiles dude?

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Spork

1. A crossbreed between the fork and the spoon invented in the 1940's to handle a crisis in Japan.
2.Alternate uses:weapons for countries who can't afford guns, Sporkinator (action figure), and hang from rear view mirrors

In modern society, it is important to ensure that you do not offend anyone with your spork. So please, only use sporks when the meal calls for them. Serving sporks with no suitable alternative is not acceptable when soups or sauces are a dominant portion of the meal in question.

As far as placesetting with your spork, simply substitute the dinner fork with the spork, leaving the knife and the salad fork present (eat lettuce with a spork? never!). You may wish to leave the spoon present in case their are "spork-ignorant" guests.

When using a spork to eat mashed potatoes out of a styrofoam container, it is common courtesy to leave a little "spork waste" at the bottom rather than scrape the styrofoam with the spork to get every last morsel. If you must have every little bit of potato, please use your finger.

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