zap

a word used by skater kids to define when they think a person is gay. They will often tell the "gay-ee" that they want to write zap on their arm has a right of passage into their 'group'. However, once other skater kids sees the ZAP written on the arm, they are rude to the kid.

Dave was a nice non-gay young man, but Andy thought to himself "Man, that guy is one nasty fag!" and Andy tricked Dave into letting Andy write ZAP on his forearm. Then Dave was teased.

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yelda

Russian word for penis.

(Used especially often in the game Destroy All Humans 2.)

Russian peasent: After that nuclear reactor went online, my yelda hurts and my pee is green.

Russian worker: Agent Sovetski is so dreamy. But I have nothing to offer him but sadness, poverty, and dispair! Oh, and yelda.

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bvvvga

The process by which a man crashes his vehicle due to staring at young scantily clad women walk down a sidewalk.

I had the worst bvvvga today. I need to focus on the road more often.

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Seven of Nine

Character in Star Trek: Voyager played by Jeri Ryan from 1997-2001. She used to be a Borg, but The Doctor got rid of a lot of her implants. However, she was assimilated as a little girl, so parts of her Borg physiology weren't removable. She's usually seen on Voyager walking around in a grey catsuit and having entire episodes about her "developing her humanity". Concidered by most to be the sexiest character in Star Trek: Voyager, the web is now littered with naked pictures of her.

Neelix: Would you like some eggs?
Seven of Nine: Eggs are irrelivent. I only eat protein shakes.

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zoctagon

A theoretical shape with zero sides and zero angles.

Aww man, you're as dead as a zoctagon!

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mardraploop

a poop so big you can't flush it with out breaking it up into smaller pieces first with a plunger or toilet brush

lol omg plz i just droped the biggest mardraploop ever and my anus is bleeding

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meh

An adjective, describing an outcome that is less then then perfect, but still acceptable. Also a exclamation of boredom.

"Taco bell didn't have the bread to make crunchwraps, my favorite thing to get, MEH"

*5 minutes of silence*

"MEH"

Extreme examples can be used such as "MEH ****ING MEH"

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