afear'd

To be afraid of something with added humorous overtones. Often used to mock or underwhelm your company. Best used with a bit of a country drawl for added omph.

I was afear'd of that movie, with all the crazy midgits, and 5 mph car chases!

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laid

the short and short of it is to go out and screw peeps.

chick 1:yea, i just got back from screwin that one guy.
chick 2: coolio.

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wuffles

1) a sound that kitties and bunnies make

2) may also be in several variations as a salutation or form of greeting. to be used in conjunction with any of the following: mao, moo, booga.

3) a general term of endearment

*cat spies bunny* mooo ... mao ... WUFFLES!

or

hello my wuffleness :)

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jewbilee

Someone who is extremely Jewish.

Man, that guy is a jewbilee.

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sympathy pain

a big pain you have when your spouse is having the same pain at the same time.

OH SHIT!! I'm having a baby!!!

Boyfriend: SO AM I!!!

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sympathy pains

When someone you love is in pain and you are in pain because you love them so much. In other words, When the person you love..(your sould mate)..Is in pain..and you are in the same type of pain because you have sympathy for them.

My boyfriend and I are sick and having the same symptoms as each other..I think I am having sympathy pains for him.

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begbie

any species of feline spotted causing mischief. may also apply to cats exhibiting insolence or haughtiness.

"Look at that bad little begbie pooping in my garden!"

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