xanga

A web log (see blog) that is...

1) used to record pointless and retarded things that happen every single day
2) used to record the places an emo 12-year-old cuts himself
3) mostly full of utter crap nobody wants to know
4) overrated
5) something that everyone seems to have

Every other definition has exellent examples. XD

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Wha cha doin?

Asking what you are doing.

"Nothin, chillin at the Holidae Inn"

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inslut

1. The word insult misspelled.

"You're so stupid!"
"Omg, I take that as an inslut!"
"Oops, I meant insult!"

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Muffin

The most godly kind of baked good in the entire universe. Comes in many different flavors: lemon, blueberry, chocolate chip, apricot, banana, bran, fetus, raisin, cinnamon, oatmeal, and many more!

innocent bystander: "Dag, yo, I needs me a muffin."
muffin man: "Gee, I gotz da best muffinz eva. Gimme money."

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cheese'n

to smile so large to apoint that it is unhealthy .... most often seen in school pictures

that bitch was cheese'n in that picture

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Drone Xenomorph (DX)

The best sex I ever had.

DX has a nice package.

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lindsay lohan

A redhead who, like Hilary Duff, is a teen actress who thinks she's cool but really isn't. She also has a large chest and it's rumored that she had plastic surgery to get them. Hilary started a spat with her to get media attention, but it turns out that Aaron Carter was cheating on both of them, so they really should have been mad at him, but they weren't because they're both idiots.

I think Lindsay and Hilary Duff should stop singing and acting and save us all some trouble.

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