Klonopin

make you feel very relaxed. Best when mixed with alcohol.

Let's buy some Klonopins & drink this wine & get tore up.

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jerk alert

Something you can say whenever someone you disapprove of walks in the room. So basically it will be said often and repeatedly. Can also be used for someone that you see on T.V., or in a magazine etc...

Whenever George 'dubaya' Bush is on T.V. I say Jerk Alert and everyone laughs.

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Johnnyshit

Derives from the actor Johnny Depp
1.One who looks too young/too good/too hot for their age
2.one who doesn’t look their age

Sharon: how old is that guy?
Karen: he's 25
Sharon: that's Johnnyshit, man!

snugglefuck

The act of snuggling while at the same time dry humping.

She is snugglefucking him.

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velax

A). An idiot former starsiege player and egotistical no-talent wussy boy.
B). Your basic all around loser that has no friends because he's a jackass.

Velax is a jackass!

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emokid

a whiny brooding person that listens to shitty music and spends all their time whining about life.

"Sarah, don't be such a fucking emo kid"

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oep

an expression used when surprised , sudden lack of words, in response to someone insulting another

oep...your gay!!!

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