megaretardazoid

When nine or more retards combine to make an ultra retard who has the ability to do some basic math and crush small city blocks

Person one: whats makeing those crashing sounds?

Person two:hmm sounds like the megaretardazoid is comeing... better head for the hills.

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lmfbao

Laughing My Fucking Black Ass Off. Same as lmfao but with a little more colour

person one:So then I said YOU DO IT!

(Black)Person two:LMFBAO

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Gigantist

A person who is racist towards tall people.

John is a gigantist, he hates every customer of mr. big and tall.

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soulja boy

A fakeass moron who steals catch phrases from actual famous rappers in hopes of being famous himself. He apparently believes yelling "What’s Hannenin" (which is a catch phrase from Dem Franchise Boyz) about 30 times is a good song, but in reality is just a sad excuse for his inability to create REAL rhymes.

person 1:I want me some Soulja Boy

Person 2:Then i guess u want a bag of shit too?

Soulja Boy:What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin

Dem Framcjose Boyz:Get your own damn thing bitch

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Gamer Eye

When your eyes start to uncontrollably water and burn after extended periods of gaming. Thought to be caused by staring without blinking at your TV or computer screen for too long.

Gamer 1: crap crap crap! pause the game i got gamer eye, i can't see!

Gamer 2: Dude were online you can't pause...

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Paint Drinker

What you call the stereotypical MTV watching idiots who will believe anything that T.V. tells them.

Taking over the world will be a lot easier if we can use T.V. to control all the Paint Drinkers, thank god they make up such a large percent of the population.

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Ear Buggles

The large flakes of ear wax that collect in an unclean ear.

I don't use ear buds in case the person I share with has ear buggles.

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