KlumJohn

A half Klum half John, found only in the mid-west.

A Johnny and mike klum

chemotherapy

A treatment consisting of different chemicals for different types of cancers used in cancer treatment.It has been known to cause hair loss and make you sick as fuck.

This chemotherapy makes me sick as fuck.

asdf

asdf just likes jkl;. They aren't going out. Also, aoeu is asdf's cousin. asdf.com r pwn

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phat and ugly

(Pretty hot and tempting) (and no dout) (undeniably good looking, and young)

I meet a hottie, 29 years old, I told her she was phat and ugly, she slapped me, but appologized after I told her what I ment

government

Is a body of people usually notably ungoverned

The goverment can be misleading

birf

Abbreviation of a component resembling a CV Joint common to pre '86 Toyota Solid Front Axles. Proper form: Birfield. A notorious weak link, often upgraded to Smurfields, Profields, etc, or replaced entirely with a Birfield Eliminator Kit.

Damnit, I just blew a birf! Anyone have a spare?

Nite

A black person who acts white.

hey, look at that guy he's a nite.