To shit and barf simultaneously. Usually done when something foul is ingested or when one has the flu and diharrea at the same time.
Oh shit! I just sharfed everywhere!
It smells like sharf in here!
Who the fuck sharfed in my bathroom!?
If you don't shut up im going to sharf in your bed and cover it up so you crawl in it and sharf in response.
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Modern-day author who wrote sharp, amusing, depressing and sometimes very disturbing satires about superficial people. Notable mention of books centered on cocaine-fueled rich kids in Los Angeles, A yuppie serial killer, a male model etc. He wrote; Less than Zero, The Rules of Attraction, American Psycho, The Informers and Glamorama. I wish he would write more.
Bret Easton Ellis is (or was) great.
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a "bro" who is either fat or chunky to the LIMIT.
"Jim, he's a pillsbury broboy, he eats, he eats some more, then shits in my house".
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A woman who caters to male sexual excrements.
Example 1.
Man 1: "Its cumming! wheres my Nutmaid!?!"
Third World Prostitute: *gargle gargle*...
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One of the greatest, along with Bob De Niro, actors of all time. His highlights include; The Godfather trilogy, Serpico, Dog Day Afternoon, Scarface, Glengarry Glen Ross, Heat etc. He has been nominated several times, but has one Best Actor for Scent of a Woman (Not his best performance).
"Hoo-ah!!" - Scent of a Woman
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When a college basketball team of lesser talent inserts five small white guys against a stronger, more athletic team. special thanks to ESPN's Bill Simmons
Man, Bucknell totally whitewashed Kansas for the upset
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