Cleaning Lavelle

While having sex the guy craps in his girlfriends mouth and scoops it out with his dick

I did a cleaning lavelle with mike's sister last night.

10👍 7👎

spineshank

also means back stab, but no one really uses it

i just got spineshanked by my best friend

46👍 12👎

Scally

A stupid twat who thinks addidas and kappa are still in fashion, hangs in a group of 10 to 20 looking to kick the shit out of 1 person most likley a rocker becauce there is plenty of them they will act hard and on there own they are pussys.

in a group of 20 'alyll kicc fukk ort ovf you yer mosher'

4👍 6👎

kool aid

A beverage created from powder and water meticulously mixed together to create a drink that goes with anything from brownies to bananas (see "bananatime")
OR:
One's significant other, typically a person of the vagina.

MMMMM!!! I just LOVE the refreshing taste of Kool Aid Grape!! It's so delicious and means I don't have to buy ancy junk for my kids!!
OR:
GET OFF MY KOOL AID MOTHAFUCKA!!!

31👍 27👎

Robert De Niro

One of the greatest and most respected actors of all time. He has been known for creating tough-guy roles or people that are borderline pychotic. Eventhough he's been picking crapola lately, he's still a great actor. He has been Oscar nominated several times but has one twice. (Best Actor for "Raging Bull" and Supporting for "The Godfather: Part II").

Goodfellas, Raging Bull, Taxi Driver... what more can you ask for

252👍 137👎

offshoring

When Asia, India, Pakistan, and all those gay third-world countries steal jobs from America. They are not as skilled as the Americans they stole the job from, and are too stupid to realize they are getting paid very little compared to Americans.

Offshoring sucks.

15👍 49👎

Nip/Tuck

An FX show that had a good start, but eventually turned into an over-the-top soap opera with terrible writing (See season 2 and you'll know what I mean). Watch The Shield instead.

Nip/Tuck went from sharp to crap.

45👍 154👎