keys

a real cool guy,sometime's can get anoyin but i forgive him

me=hi keys
keys=go away
me=ok
keys=no dint mean it

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deuce

A rabbit with colorings similar to a Butterfinger.

Dude, deuce pissed on Mary's blanket.

Shit, hide it in the corner, maybe she'll forget.

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value add

In lean manufacturing, a process can be classified as value-added or non-value-added based on what it does to the part. Value-Added makes the part worth more, non-value-added is a "waste" of resources.

Polishing a part never seen by a consumer is not value-added.

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Nutmaid

A woman who caters to male sexual excrements.

Example 1.

Man 1: "Its cumming! wheres my Nutmaid!?!"

Third World Prostitute: *gargle gargle*...

6👍 2👎

Al Pacino

One of the greatest, along with Bob De Niro, actors of all time. His highlights include; The Godfather trilogy, Serpico, Dog Day Afternoon, Scarface, Glengarry Glen Ross, Heat etc. He has been nominated several times, but has one Best Actor for Scent of a Woman (Not his best performance).

"Hoo-ah!!" - Scent of a Woman

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whitewash

When a college basketball team of lesser talent inserts five small white guys against a stronger, more athletic team. special thanks to ESPN's Bill Simmons

Man, Bucknell totally whitewashed Kansas for the upset

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porky

Getting fat, or putting on weight

You get to be 24 25, you can no longer eat what you like, you muscles wave a little white flag and suddenly your a porky bastered

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