Henry Rollins

A talentless, imbecilic and fat-necked hack who doesn't really seem to have anything better to do than slam on musicians who have more talent and respect than he'll ever have (Bruce Springsteen and U2, for example).

Henry, where are you? You really don't seem to be doing much anymore. Hack..

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Bret Easton Ellis

Modern-day author who wrote sharp, amusing, depressing and sometimes very disturbing satires about superficial people. Notable mention of books centered on cocaine-fueled rich kids in Los Angeles, A yuppie serial killer, a male model etc. He wrote; Less than Zero, The Rules of Attraction, American Psycho, The Informers and Glamorama. I wish he would write more.

Bret Easton Ellis is (or was) great.

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pillsbury broboy

a "bro" who is either fat or chunky to the LIMIT.

"Jim, he's a pillsbury broboy, he eats, he eats some more, then shits in my house".

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Bear Attack

When a large, hairy homosexual man gets drunk and beligerently hits on a straight guy or rapes him.

Mark:What happened to Kevin? I haven't seen him in a few days.
Scott:He was a victim of a bear attack. I think he's in bellvue now.
Mark:That poor bastard!

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Ashton Kutcher

A guy that no matter how many women love him, no matter how pretty he is, no matter how many over-the-hill milfs he dates, will Never be able to act.

No ladies, we don't hate him because we're jealous. We hate him because he's a no-talent dumbass and we're sick of it. Y'know, the same reason you all hate Pamela Anderson.

Did you hear about the movie Cameron Crowe was set to direct, starring Kirsten Dunst? They gave Ashton an audition and he was so bad they never called him back. Absolutely true story, look it up yourself.

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Whipped cream

What you lick off of Kyle's tongue

"Hannah likes whipped cream"

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polf

Its another word for pork that reeks like poo.

1.You made some nasty polf.

2.You smell like polf.

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