fuckie doo

a phrase you say when ur fucked and there's no way out

time to turn in homework and u forgot it so you say "ooh fuckie doo"

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cookies and cream

when a girl is giving you head, you cum in her mouth, then pull out and before she can shallow you fucking punch her as hard as you can right in the mouth. It will break all of her teeth giving her cookies (her teeth) and cream (cum) in her mouth.

"I fucking cookied and creamed that bitch last night"

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Bruce Springsteen

A Rock legend who has been considered by many people to be one of the greatest American songwriters of all time. If you think the Boss sucks, then you should start to consider on why you're actually given the privilege to actually breathe.

His newest album "Devils & Dust" is being released April 26th.

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brumkin

getting dome while taking a crap

i got brumkin

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Butterbody

A growing phenomenon(in more ways than one), a Butterbody is very much like a Butterface, only it pertains to a girl with a very pretty face and an overweight body.

I see this happening more and more these days.

Me: She's so pretty. Too bad she's heavy.
Buddy: Yep, classic Butterbody.

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Darf

The sound of stupidity.

The sound made when stupid interacts with its environment.

Example 1:
Man 1: "Dude, Bob is fucking retarded!"
Bob: "Darf Darf!

Note:
All other definitions of Darf are void and lack no true substance or meaning.

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pwan

pussy whipped ass nigga...if you do every thing that your girlfriend tells you to do

jake you such a pwan for leaving use for your girl

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