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Eva Longoria

Actress on "Desperate Housewives." She is absolutely gorgeous. Puts J.Lo to shame. Not even Eva Mendes can top her either. She is the #1 Hispanic beauty in Hollywood.

Who gives a shit about her acting. Just look at her!

by Kyle March 25, 2005

553πŸ‘ 373πŸ‘Ž


jed

hes the fuckin masta.. jed gets all da bitches, u aint got shit on him hoe. go to da plate, he whoops ya azz in baseball 2. dont mess, he from gwood. represent

jed owns your ass, donkey.

by Kyle June 2, 2004

630πŸ‘ 445πŸ‘Ž


compulsive liar

A person who lies constantly in order to get attention.

"Dude, I banged 5 girls this weekend!"
"Our car flipped 5 times and all I got was this scratch!"
"I'm moving to Germany"

by Kyle March 25, 2005

157πŸ‘ 91πŸ‘Ž


barbie girl

A dumb but attractive woman whose only decent use is for sex. Usually dresses like a slut and can be found staring with a puzzeled look at bus schedules.

That barbie girl deserves to be treated like a used wet plastic fuck-doll.

by Kyle April 14, 2003

149πŸ‘ 103πŸ‘Ž


pud22

a small shrivled baby penis preferably canadians

little mikey was caught playing with his pud22 in the basement by jhis older brother Ben

by Kyle March 13, 2005

4πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Johnny Depp

One of the best actors out now. I pretty much grew up watching his films. Unfortunately, he has alot of dipshit fans (mostly female) who actually think they have a chance of luring him to their beds.

Johnny Depp should be embarrassed over having these dumbass teeny-bopper fans.

by Kyle March 21, 2005

64πŸ‘ 63πŸ‘Ž


bald head island

wonderful place with no cars. Very snoby and if you dont have money a) you wont make it over b) you wont be able to stay anywhere c) NOT for white trash mainly just one big white ppl only country club!

bald head island is great for rich white people

by Kyle April 6, 2005

35πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž