asdf

asdf just likes jkl;. They aren't going out. Also, aoeu is asdf's cousin. asdf.com r pwn

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phat and ugly

(Pretty hot and tempting) (and no dout) (undeniably good looking, and young)

I meet a hottie, 29 years old, I told her she was phat and ugly, she slapped me, but appologized after I told her what I ment

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Fill The Tank

when you blow a load in a girls mouth, much like filling the gas tank on your car.

i sure filled her tank

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Garden State

1. New Jersey's state name
2. A great and quirky independent film that turned out to be a surprising hit.

I need to visit New Jersey. And Garden State is a great film.

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bear

A large, hairy homosexual man who raises Jack Russel terriers with his bearmate. The larger bears are referred to as daddies. These men are showcased in Bear magazine.

Did you see the fuckin' bear of the month this issue? I'd kidnap that daddy in a heartbeat.

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poon tuna

same as tuna poon, only the way you're ACTUALLY supposed to say it.

"Tuna poon sounds stupid, lets change it to poon tuna, thats way better"

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hooked up phat

hooked up phat

a term used when you are hooked up, quite phat.

a good deal.

adam was hooked up phat when he spent 30 bones on his dawg bears cell

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