nelphie

Nelphie is a term that originated in Creston, Iowa. It's understood to mean loser, but no one can really give you a concrete definition of what a nelphie is. If you ask, all you will get for a response is simply "You." or "If you have to ask you probably are one." My personal definition for a nelphie is hot topic clothing (bondage pants, shits with stupid sayings), stupid hair cuts (shaved heads except the bangs, mohawks), and listen to mall metal (Slipknot, Mudvayne, Mushroomhead). Also most nephies don't have jobs and never leave Creston (or the hometown that is partial to your town's nelphies)

Someone that wears bondage pants, a shirt that says "i'm not antisocial, i just don't like you" and is pumped about the new Mudvayne CD is a Nelphie

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coolest cat in the castle

a person who is the greatest person youll ever meet like kt

Kt your the coolest cat in the castle!

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Tom Petty

One of the best, along with Bob Dylan and Bruce Springsteen, musicians to come out in the history of Rock.

Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers are some of the best things that ever happened in Classic Rock.

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Poz

Term embraced by those who are HIV positive, particularly common in the gay community.

Jim is poz and will only meet up with other poz guys for fun.

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whip

n. One who changes attention quickly and/or drmatically.

My english teacher pisses me off!
Hey look at that bird!

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rug burn

what happens when you fuck with no lube

Dude I got major rug burn because I didn't use any KY.

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snip snip

whateva a white man wants it to mean

man I was all over that biatch, she had the best snip snips I had EVA seen!

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