faghag

the opposite of a dykelike

Leticia is such a faghag, hanging out with those gay men so much.

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fierce tuna bowl

variant of tuna bowl. Fierce tuna bowls occur when you got one of those athletic chicks (the feminist type that don't shave or at least trim) and they decide to go do some physically demanding activity, like playing soccer or running a marathon. During the activity they drink lots of FIERCE GATORADE(TM) and sweat like fat guys at 10PM when the AYCE buffet is closing. Afterwards, they neglect to wash themselves or their undies, and in fact, leave them on.

A: "So how did he die?"
B: "Well, you know that damn girlfriend of his--always running marathons and all sorts of that bullshit--plus he's a little bitch. Anyway, he went down on her after one of her "training sessions" and next thing you know... Doctors are calling it death by asphyxia, but his family is trying to press charges."
A: "On what grounds?"
B: "Well, they want to get FIERCE TUNA BOWLS added to hate crime laws."
A: "Ohhhhh..."

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stogie

long and usually crooked cigarello of marijuana

pass the stoogie dude

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qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

The most delicious type of food imaginable, in other words, pencil shavings

A: Don't you just love qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm,
B: Do you mean pencil shavings?
A: of course!
B: Umm... sure....
A: Great, lets eat some!
B: AAGGHH!

hoop dreams

Ambition, fierce tenacious resolve; A willingness to go to any lengths and fight through any obstacles to obtain a goal; great focus.

"That kid has hoop dreams."

"Y'all can't f-- with my hoop dreams"

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wednesday

A slang word for weed that is so good you wait for it to come in on wednesday

You got any wednesday?

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el douche

Slang name for Max Matthew Smilow, who is a huge douche, possibly the biggest in the universe according to receient studies. See also: douche

El Douche is suuuucccchhhh a douche.

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