boredom

Gothy guy with a girlfriend who has a twat that smells like tuna, but masks it with Strawberry perfume. Is prone to be an ass at all times, is like the cockroach; will never die.

That boredom guy sure is swell.

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body kit

Most are lame and ugly exaggerated bumpers on cars made to give teenagers the illusion that it is lowered. These are extremely useless and degrade the overall image of the car.

On the other hand there are body kits that are actually useful to the car and not ugly. These kinds are all mostly made by JDM Part companies such as TRD, Mazdaspeed, and Nismo. The body kits are produced by these companies to actually make use of aerodynamics while being able to preserve the car's beauty.

1) The cheap ass brand body kit on the civic is...ewwwwwww...

2) That supra with the TRD kit is damn sexy.

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urbate

to erect a mast

Peter had urbation problems that required a hydraulic lift

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fuckwittage

Used first in Bridget Jones' Diary, it has now become a synonym for the mindgames men play when dating. It can also be applied to women in rare cases.
It can be preceded by "emotional" to make it about manipulating emotions or just plain "fuckwittage"

Girl 1: Oh Dan said he loved me but he's not ready for a relationship
Girl 2: That's just emotional fuckwittage. Get out of the relationship!

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uliboob

V. uliboob
-- To perform the act of placing an object ;(preferably a childs plastic golf club) between ones legs in the crotch region;(either performed from the front or behind) While exclaiming the term 'uliboob' loudly.

She uliboobs me all of the time now.

He really likes to get an uliboob.

My uliboober was broken, but i fixed it with some duct tape.

the uliboobee is the one that is getting uliboobed, by the uliboober.

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gardie

Australian slang among fishermen for the Garfish.

Did you catch anything mate?

Yeah, a couple of gardies!

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cox high school

Cox high school is a place where, if you're a girl, it's all about what size pants you wear (preferrably size 0 if you want to be cool), what size boobs you have (preferrably a full C or D if you want any guys), and how many older guys you've dated. For guys, on the other hand, it's all about what kind of skate shoes you have, how low you wear you pants, and how many girls' virginity you have taken. Cox is quite possibly the most superficial place on the planet. Everyone walks around with their noses in the air, ESPECIALLY if we're at another school for an away football game for example. Cox will come there invading the hell out of that turf (even though our football team sucks). We still think we run shop wherever we go. There are maybe 2 ugly cars in the parking lot, IF THAT. Everyone drives a nice vehicle, and you see all of these same cars at 81st street everyday at 12:20 when the seniors get out. To sum it all up, Cox is full of rich, snobby, white, blonde-headed little beach kids who think they're on the O.C. But it's damn fun and it taught my ass how to party.

We had an away football game at Green Run and somebody got shot. Serves our snobby asses right for trotting into that sketchball school acting like hot shit.

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