baby's arm holding an apple

1. A Large Penis, with the shaft appearing to be the "arm" and the head the "apple"

Look at the size of that cock! It looks like a baby's arm holding an apple!

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HoYay!

Homoerotic vibes between two supposedly heterosexual men.

OMG are you feeling the HoYay! love between Ian Thorpe and Pieter van den Hoogenband? They are so slashy.

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Spocompton

Slang term used in place of the city named, Spokane, located in North East Washington.

Spocompton is an attempt to make an all white, bitch made city, sound tough, when in fact you just have a bunch of pussy ass middle aged white people who are too big of pansies to live in a real city, but want that "diverse" and "urban" feel to their lives. The worst part of it all is the young inhabitants of Spokane, or Spocompton, seem to think that their city is actually hardcore, when in fact they're all about as hard and big as an 95 year old's penis immersed in ice water (no offense to any 95 year old's).

"Yeah yeah, we's goin down to SPOCOMPTON to score some of that funky shit, yeah yeah."
"You're a fucking dumbass."

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ex-wife

A woman who still cannot think for herself, nor do anything for herself, and is always looking for the next man while still trying to hold on to the first, second, or thid husband already lost.

Also like the archery target idea.

My ex wife.

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big ol sing

Black people saying big ol thing

go the big ol sing

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like

a) A substitute for "said", before a quote.

b) About; approximately

c) Nonsense word; a space holder

a) And he was like, "We should go out sometime," and she was like, "Uh...in your dreams," and he was like, "Bitch."

b) He was like, 30 years old.

c) So, like, where should we, like, go?

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minute man

A guy who cannot hold his load therefore not being able to please his woman. Aka mary's boyfriend

whoa that sucks you're going out with a minute man!

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