boredom

Gothy guy with a girlfriend who has a twat that smells like tuna, but masks it with Strawberry perfume. Is prone to be an ass at all times, is like the cockroach; will never die.

That boredom guy sure is swell.

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gardie

Australian slang among fishermen for the Garfish.

Did you catch anything mate?

Yeah, a couple of gardies!

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N.V.I.

Abbreviation: Nasal Vomit Irritation

The stinging sensation felt inside the nose after the ejection of vomit, usually of a high alcoholic content, from it

My N.V.I. was so bad last week I haven't drunk since.

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pizzle

Pee

Yo homie, ill be right back, gotta take a pizzle

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suicide bomber

aka a terrorist aka a person who uses violence and intimidation in the pursuit of political aims.

Al-Queda suicide bombers killed thousands of New Yorkers on 9-11-01.

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Spide

The spide. Most people who live in belfast want to move away as soon as possible because of these poorly dressed monsters. All of them deserve to die, literally. If you are passing by a group of them, completely ignore them, and do not look at them in the eyes or twice. Unless of course you are a spide yourself, or you are dressed similar (it's a good idea to wear a nike top over your Metallica T-shirt, and wear jeans as much as possible). However, if a spide who is on his own calls out to you, he will leave you alone at the slightest comeback. But if you ignore him, he will think you are "scared" and he will continue this.

Walk into belfast city centre, look around for 10 seconds, and you'll see a spide.

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5 second rule

You know when you have some fried chicken on your plate and it's the last piece at the cookout and of COURSE you drop it on the floor. Then what do you do? After all, it's disgusting to eat food that fell on the floor. Well, the 5 SECOND RULE says that after 5 seconds, any food that fell on the floor immediately becomes un-germified. So after 5 seconds, eat whatever you dropped on the floor, cuz the rule is what really matters.

John: "Damn I dropped my slice of pizza on the floor."
Mike: "That's too bad."
John: "Oh well," ::picks slice up and waits five seconds:: "5 second rule!" ::BITE!::

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