unsat

adj. Of poor quality. Lacking.

entemology: Thanks to the military's love for abbreviations and acronyms, unsat is shor for "unsatisfactory"

The plebe had unpolished shoes and a wrinkled uniform. The inspecting officer failed him and said he was completely unsat.

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bowing

interjection. Mispronunciation of "boring" when interupting a person speaking about an uninteresting subject, brought into popularity by Homestar Runner on www.homestarrunner.com

So we take the hypoteneuse of the triangle and using logorhythm of the apex, we can plainly ...

... BOWING! Let's talk about something else.

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money slave

1. (derogetory) A person who believes that money is the epitome of accomplishment. See also: yuppie, the man.

2. A person who is trapped in a low paying job. See also: wage slave

1. That dude driving that Mercedes is a fucking money slave.

2. I feel sorry for those money slaves working at McDonalds

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grumpkin

A woman no taller than five feet three inches tall and more than a few pounds overweight who would be cute if she lost a little weight. Often seen truck-truck-truckin' around.

Oh, there goes that lil' grumpkin truckin' around campus again.

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hunting baby seals

verb: the act of going to nightclubs, or clubbing

Yo, I don't hafta work tomorrow -- let's go hunt some baby seals downtown.

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Cananicle

noun. A long object that is thrown from a girls anus similar to that of defecating.
verb. To throw a foreign object from one's anus.

noun. Damn that cananicle is huge!
verb: I had to cananicize you penis from myself.

flusterpate

v. combination of fluster, constipate, and frustrate.

To overwhelm to the point of mental breakdown

On her ride home, Mary was cut off by a truck driver. Having had an already bad day, this last incident so flusterpated her that she had to pull over and cry.

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