poonfest

National Men's Holiday on Dec 27th. This celebration time is when friends (men) get together and celelbrate all things poon. Original design was to fill the void between Christmas and New Years.

In Canada the tradition is to gather in the morning and start the comsumption of beer - followed by visiting all the nudie bars and sex stores until it is time to pass out.

This is now in it's 9th year in Canada, started in Richmond, BC.

What are you doing for PoonFest?

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hoover

1 n. a person who (a) is well-practiced at performing oral sex on a male, performs the act a lot, or (b) is seen in a negative light for performing the act. See also, (complimentary) suckstress, (derogatory) slut.

2. n. a person who injests what is perceived by others to be more than his fair portion of shared cocaine. See also pig.

3. n. a person who injests what is perceived by others to be more than a safe amount of cocaine. See also, party girl, coke head.

4. n. in SCUBA diving, a person who depletes his air supply more quickly than others in the group.

5. n. or v. in some parts of Great Britain and Australia, a generic term for "vacuum cleaner" (as people in the United States say "Coke" when they mean soda or "band-aid" when they mean adhesive bandage).

1. (a) My girlfriend gives great blowjobs. She's a fucking hoover!

(b) That hoover has blown every guy in the club. I wouldn't stick a stolen dick in that mouth.

2. We agreed to divvy up an eight-ball of coke three ways, but that greedy hoover Carl bumped half of it before we got any.

3. If Emily doesn't stop snorting so much coke, that hoover is going to give herself a heart attack.

4. I still had half a tank left, but we had to surface because Joe was being a total hoover and had used up all his air.

5. We spilled dirt on the carpet, so we had to hoover the entire floor. What did we use? A hoover.

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Packrat

The Woman Named Leonor Cabrera

Leonor Is such a packrat

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Windows ME

Windows 98 with a new name. Its really slow and crappy and I have to use them at school. They changed the horrible blue screen error with ie.explorer.exe wont work error.

Bill Gates: "This is the brand new version of Windows. Windows ME were ME stands for millenium edition which is Windows 98 with a new name (don't tell anyone).

We at Microsoft the leaders in the problem creators for the problem solvers highly reccomend using ISPs and Hardware which can only match to our supeior, AOL dialup and Microsoft Wireless multimedia keyboard and mouse.

New features in AOL 9.0 is it just will not fucking work more shit then ever.

The Microsoft wireless multimedia keyboard has a automatic wrist rest and keyboard hight adjuster which we gurantee will fit in with your desktop in other words It'll break.

The microsoft wireless multimedia mouse has a random mouse click breaker as well as some batteries are not big enough so I have to use duracell batteries everytime my mouse runs out. Also the grip runs out

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Xiolent

A term generally meaning "awesome" or "cool."

Kid: "That kid is so cool."
Kid 2: "Yeah, but is he 'xiolent' cool?"
Kid: "No... only Marc is xiolent cool."
Kid 2: "Werd."
Kid: "Let's go poke fat kids."
Kid 2: "Totally xiolent."

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gou

n. Slang for male gentalia; penis.

Wow! look at the size of my gou!

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Clam Quack

A fanny fart

My birds cunt did a huge Clam Quack
when i was boning her.

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