lumpy doughnut

A process in which a man ejaculates on a woman's face (facial)and then punches her in the same region.

Shut up or I will give you a lumpy doughnut. Now don't bite...

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pocket rocket

An ace underneath.

He beat me with pocket rockets.

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Tokyo crowded

really crowded, can be in a good or bad way

1. Man, that bathroom is Tokyo crowded!
2. The club was Tokyo Crowded last night, it was great!

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i-had-a-dream-about-kissing-those

Level 100 lips on a scale of 1. Must be soft, supple, and belong to girls of HIGH caliber.

See "Ashley Burger"

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check your neck

a phrase used as a warning to be on the look out for someone or a group of people whom are going to attack you. Used mainly among prisoners and street hoods to instill fear in a rival gang member or person whom they dislike.

best check your neck son

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suckstress

n. female who is skilled in performing oral sex on a male.

"That chick was the queen of all suckstresses -- I never had a better blowjob in my life!"

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thing in a bag

noun. In the flash animated series of Homestar Runner cartoons, a non-existant wonder that Strong Bad uses by looking into a paper bag. Homestar Runner has hopes that he will someday be allowed to see the Thing In A Bag, and does errands for Strong Bad to curry his favor.

HS: What are you doing?

SB: Hanging out at The Stick, looking at a thing in a bag.

HS: Can I see?

SB: No. It's for me. And The Cheat. And Strong Mad.

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