The Man

1. n. (derogatory, semi-proper) Term used to describe any class of people who wield power and are seen as oppressive. See also whitey, big brother, corporate america, the establishment (Please note, these synonyms are used as examples of groups who have been called "The Man," and should not be construed as a racist attack)

2. n. (derogatory, proper) Term used to describe an individual who holds authority over another, such as an employment supervisor or police officer. See also, pig, asshole, nazi, fascist.

3. n. (military) Any superior officer who has authority to issue legal punishment. See also brass.

4. n. (complimentary) Term used to describe an individual who has achieved either a great accomplishment, or who is viewed as being an altogether good person. See also the bomb, the shit.

1. I can't ever get anywhere in this world because The Man is keeping me down.

2. I wanted to jet out of work early, but the Man said I had to clean the shop before I could leave.

3. The staff sergeant told the habitually late private that if he was not on time tomorrow, the private would be standing tall before the man.

4. "Damn dude! You banged three chicks in one night? You are the man!"

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Colonic Wonder

A man or woman who has mastered the art of shitting. He or she is therefore a colonic wonder.

Bobby: Uh-oh, here come the colonic wonder.
Jamilla: Yea, right off his throne.

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Tekken

A fighting game by Namco.

The game has a good storyline but after Tekken Tag Tounerment gameplay has seemed to of slowed down alot.

The games major combo moves are far easier to master compared to previous Tekken games.

The only other close clone to Tekken is Virtua Fighter which was made before any other Tekken game.

Doesn't matter if a game is a clone or not. It only matters if it is a cheap clone.

Me personally I prefer Street Fighter which proves 2d graphics has nothing to do with gameplay and has a good storyline.

And I also like Super Smash Bros. Melee...

(Tekken)

Round One...
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-6 hours later-

Fight!

(Guy #1 does a very simple combo of kick punch, kick, kick punch.

You Win!

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Shaq

Player who has now gone to Miamiheat because he Is shit.

I could never get those free throws!
(Steel)

Shaq....Shaq goes for the dunk....And he asks for a substitution!

And we welcome you here for todays match between Miami vs Nuggets. Shaq gets the jumpball...And gets a substitution.

Shaq is out for 4 weeks due to him attempting a jumpball!

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shut out

when one team scores five or more points and the other team has none.

only a score of 5-0, 6-0, 7-0 and up is a shut out. scores such as 2-0, 3-0, and 4-0 are not shut outs.

did you win? yea we got a shut out! what was the score? 13-0!

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wix

One who is overly obese , has children , Doesn't see them , Drink's Bourbon with them even though they're only 12 and 13 years old , Still plays virtual places chat from dusk till dawn after 11 and a half years.

"Im getting drunk timmy pooh "lol" i need another glass of bourbon "lol" i can hardly stand even though im sitting "lol" im such a wix "lol"

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short bus

1. noun. (derogetory) school bus shorter in length than a conventional school bus commonly used to transport students with physical or mental handicaps.

2. adjective. (derogetory) describes student who rides such a bus. See also, special.

3. adjective. (derogetory) lacking in mental capacity, or stupid. See also retarded.

1. The students on the curb made jokes as the short bus pulled into the school.

2. The kid in the wheelchair was often called a short bus kid behind his back.

3. You put your shoes on before your socks? That's a pretty short bus solution.

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