kissafer

is a bootiful, funny ,sexual person who is the bestest and always sum1 u know u can talk to.

who'd u hang round wiv now then, oh kissafer.

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pearl diving

when a guy beats off in a pool and the cum forms little small pearl-like balls - because the cum does not mix with the water. And the cum-balls fall to the floor of the pool and someone can actually pick thtem up, until the cum hits air, then it melts back to the original slimmy form.

Sue went pearl diving, after Mike's sperm, just to prove Mike and Brandon wrong.

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dzien dobry

Polish greeting, translates to "hello"

"dzien dobry"
"hello"

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buenos dias

Spanish, used when greeting a person

"buenos dias"
"hello"

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shuboosh

anything that has to do with movement

shuboosh along now...

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lunus

Lunus is MONEY! Yay, money.

*squee!* I just won a million lunus!

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blue screen of death

a cruel joke played by bill gates. a blue colored screen that appears whilst using any of the windows operating systems, whether you have done something wrong with the computer or not. it prompts you to press any key to return to windows, or press ctrl alt del, but generally neither work. therefore your computer "dies" and it makes you want a mac even more every time you get the blue screen of death.

fuck you bill gates
windows is fucking gay

what the fuck, the blue screen of death sucks ass. what a great idea to have an operating system with so many holes in it that crashes your computer all the time.

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