Prairie Dogging

Your colons signal that you've waited to long to visit the hopper

By the time I got home I had to go so bad I was already Prairie Doddin'...also known as Turtle Headin'

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shmae

A word used for when something is bad. For example loosing 400 pounds on one spin of roulette

shit
bollocks

Donald :"400 pound, red"

Dealer:"13 black."

Donald: "Oh Shmae"

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guideon

a person from a mental institution

altzimers dementia insanity

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Klendau

An inflammatory rash (usually hereditory) which arises upon the lengthening of one's penis.

HOLY SMOKE! I've got a Klendau again, better stop seeing this lovely woman!

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cliff jumper

Kind of a misnomer. Refers to someone so incredibly hot/beautiful that they could convince you of doing something crazy, like jumping off a cliff.

Guy: Check out Vanessa.
Dude: Yeah man.
Guy: Cliff jumper?
Dude: Mos def. I'd totally jump ship for her.

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giner

An abbreviated form of Vagina. Usually used by men to emasculate other men.

Wipe your giner.

What's the matter? Giner hurt?

Is your giner bleeding dood?

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ni6

Another word for nigger, nigga, ect.

The fuck you IMing me for ni6?

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