Jerkhammer

A prick who forces guys to take a shit in the same bathroom.

"Hey, come in here and do your business. I don't mind! NOW!"

4👍 15👎

torpedo'd

When a so called friend ruins an evening by sticking to some inane "plan" usually created after said evening was already negotiated (usually in the face of common sense and better judgement as it relates to his/her friends)

Since Jim is totally pussy whipped, he totally torpedo'd the evening by making plans with his wife when he already had an arrangement with us.

3👍 2👎

Anarchy

Anarchy is easily summed up in four worsds "No Gods, No Masters"

please someone put avril out of her misery

29👍 25👎

Ebayaholic

One who is addicted to ebay.

Hi, My name is Mark and I have been an Ebayaholic for 1 month now...

39👍 7👎

Bum Cheese

When a gay man allows sperm to go hard in his ass

"I havent washed in like a week, i still got bum cheese in my gay ass"

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pitching batting practice

Masturbating, usually refering to a male

I was almost late for work because i was busy pitching batting practice.

2👍 2👎

knoler

A very small jewish penis.

A man's knoler is his best friend.

4👍 9👎