airsoft guns

kick ass bb guns that look like real m-16's and shit

i have a whole bunch of airsoft guns

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gutted rabbit

big open flaps meaty vagina

once she shaved her cunt it looked like a gutted rabbit

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combat fuck

"Combat Fuck" is a term used for a fast and furious type of fucking. Sometimes used to show your girl who is in charge. The girl is on her back, the guy has her ankles in his hands gripped tightly with legs spread wide and pushed back to nearly to the dirt. The man is in TOTAL CONTROL. The harder, deeper and faster the better. Fuck her till it hurts, and then do it again !!!

My girlfriend is a hot sexy bitch but sometimes she forgets who the boss is so, sometimes I give her a real good Combat Fucking to put her in her place.

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Tappage

Pimping (paticulary off ladies)
To get sum slight to major action with a irl

You gettin' ne tappage son?
You she put her arm around u and u were gettin all that tappage.

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chocolate speedway

A popular phrase that refers to acts of anal penetration. See also up the pumper and up stinkhole cove

"Yo man, like I was sayin', Tamsin refused to take it up the pumper or up stinkhole cove, but man she couldn't say no to a little chocolate speedway!"

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sham

Someone who is wicked cool

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conan o'brien

The host of Late Night with Conan O'Brien on NBC. In my opinon, funnier than Leno, Letterman, Kilborn and (unfortunatley) Kimmel. Though he rarely receives A-list celebrities, his skits and antics are second to none in hilarity. His show spawned the infamous character of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.

Staying up for Conan O'Brien is worth while, even though it usually starts late because of stupid Jay Leno.

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