home wrecker

useless fat fuck women driving
see putrid oxygen theif chicken pig umpa lumpa monster in law killcock

i was just moving the car and it jumped the garden and smashed into the house gee im a duffer

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Granny sucker

someone who likes sucking off granny's (an insult i made up).

Man your such a fucking granny sucker!!

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Kodak's law

When you most need a camera, you will inevitably not have one.

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moseleying

To linger about in the most somber of ways.

Da mouf always be ah moselying around and ah day dreamin' about a certain ah someone.

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hawthorne heights

This is a band that is probably the best not a fuckin joke its A+++++++ buy their cd silence in black and white

wow hawthorne heights rules...NO SHIT WHAT DID I FUCKIN TELL U...sorry man i didnt believe u until i got off my fuckin ass and bought their cd...ROCK ON!!!!!

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trial and error

when you mess up repeadedly until you do something right

damn i fucked up my motherboard so i went and bought some ram and found out it was actually the hard drive

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awful

Used mostly by females and camp men when flirting, in a situation where they wish to suggest a favourable response whilst maintaining an incredibly thin veil of mock-regency virginity.

man flirting with woman: let's go for a drive
woman: you are AWWWful (meaning yes)

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