fun bag

A pound and a half of broccoli...... in a bag.

I'm goin' to the Grocery to get me a fun bag...... I love my fun bags. Donny, where is the cheese sauce?

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queensland blue pumpkin

the extreme moose knuckle found on extremely huge useless fat fuck mother in law

man did you see that thing in her tight grey traky daks it had a moose knuckle like a queensland blue pumpkin

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Benchi

When preparing food, it is the action of accidentally slapping ones penis against the preparation counter (bench).

"oh man, I was making dinner last night and gave myself the worst benchi ever!"

Writer's Block

A usually temporary psychological inability to begin or continue work on a piece of writing

Mark has writer's block, so he can't write the script to a movie that had a great start. His writer's block was caused by his annoying nephew who stifled creativity. He claims if his nephew was around J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter would never exist.

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Louisiana Swipe

When someone swipes their hand across the crack of your anus as they walk buy.

Dude, smell my fingers. I just gave that hot chick a Louisiana Swipe!

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Latin Lover

Derived from a DJ in Cancun that describe the lonely hispanic man in all white.

Term for a spanish wanna be pimp but comes of more like a sad, pathetic, lonely spainard.

Guy 1: Dude whats up with that guy over there
Guy 2: He's Spainard
Guy 1: Ooooooo.....a latin lover

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jaundice

it's when you turn yellow from liver malfunction you fucking morons

Bill drinks too much so his skin is jaundice

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