arse food

anyone who is new to a prison and will definetly get pumped in the bum

ben jones you will be my arse food for the next three weeks

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Cream

1. (n) Semen
2. (v) To become excited

1. A guy's cream
2. To cream onself, "I was so excited I creamed my pants"

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ringsmack

A definite gay person who is likely to chase you round the garden. Likes gardening and pays special attention to water features. A constant masterbater

He is a ringsmack.
What a rinsmack.

nilch

Word extracted from Warcraft 3 Battle.net forums. Never heard ever before. Probable origin, an abbreviation of the phrase, "zip, nada, zilch" meaning to have none at all.

"So, how many enemy units did you kill?"

"Nilch."

"Sucks, dude."

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Saddam Hussein

A prisoner who's body is traded for cigarettes.

Sheeeet, I'll give you a pack of Kools for that Saddam

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hippy grenade

An explosive marijuana seed detonated from the heat of a blunt or joint cherry.

AHHH!!!! There's shit in my eye...must of been a hippie grenade.
Well make sure you get the seeds out next time.

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woo

Half way to "woot". Similar to "whoopy" and "I don't care".

Messenger Conversation
Person A: "I'm back."
Person B: "Woo!" (meaning "so what?")

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