smodash

a state of mind when one lives in the moment; considering the future, when one is conscious and aware of current circumstances and responds with unconstrained thoughts, emotion, and action.

Bob gave his speech today. When the audience began to ask questions, he was so damn smodash.

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waste of life

someone who is a complete shitbag and doesnt deserve to share the same air as normal people

That kid is a freaking waste of life

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messed up

1.)To be wasted or drunk. (see wasted).
2.)To be beaten up badly.
3.)Something that is strange or weird.

look at that 6 legged freak, that is messed up!

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Fo shizzle dat nizzle

This means to kill that badass

Person: Lets go Fo shizzle dat nizzle

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CWILF

Co-Worker I'd Like to Fuck - a person of the same OR opposite sex from work that one would like to make the naked pretzel with.

Man, that Fiorino is NOT a CWILF. He's one ugly mofo.

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march of triumph

the gender inverse of the walk of shame. the march of triumph is the male counterpart, usually implying final success in a project. the bright sunlight, the walk home, the smell of kootch on your fingers. it's the shit.

Roommate: "Where were /you/ last night?"
Guy: "Just did the march of triumph back from so-and-so's place..."

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dnsm

dirt n street mafia. sick riding crew outta the streets of vic-city, bc, canada.

eatting candy canes and riding the bikes and shopping on the tv and wearing cool clothes and shocking the shocks and rocking the rocks and choping the cocks

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