Louisiana Swipe

When someone swipes their hand across the crack of your anus as they walk buy.

Dude, smell my fingers. I just gave that hot chick a Louisiana Swipe!

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Latin Lover

Derived from a DJ in Cancun that describe the lonely hispanic man in all white.

Term for a spanish wanna be pimp but comes of more like a sad, pathetic, lonely spainard.

Guy 1: Dude whats up with that guy over there
Guy 2: He's Spainard
Guy 1: Ooooooo.....a latin lover

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maplehood

The part of Maplewood, Minnesota where it's all apartments and you shouldn't go there at night because you'll get mugged/molested

get out of your car and see if you still have hubcaps because we just drove through maplehood

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penis

a dink

i like to rub my penis

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slug trails

Markings left by a woman.

That bird i copped off with last night has left huge great slug trails on my bed sheets / laminate flooring / kitchen worktop / car bonnet / face delete as appropriate

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quess

Mr Weaver's way of saying guess.

Have the program quess a letter.

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Rock

Born in the south, evolved from blues. Pioneered by Chuck Berry, stolen by Elvis. Acheived perfection between '65 and '73. Died in the early 90's. The name is used to describe pop music marketed towards teenage males in modern times.

Nickleback is "modern" rock.
The beatles, the who, Led Zep, Hendrix, Berry etc. are REAL rock.

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