saberslash

A noun or adjective describing a person, usually male and under the age of 18, who is quasi-suicidal because mom asked him to clean his room. He holds his friends hostage with his unending threats of self-termination, and maintains a LiveJournal into which he posts some truly hideous poetry. He is only truly happy when he is sad and when all his friends have been driven away by the imaginary black clouds over his head.

current music: Linkin Park - In the End
current mood: depressed

I hate my life;
I want to cry;
I want to curl up and die ~_~

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You darn Saberslash. signed, everybody

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one beer queer

A person who cannot "hold alcohol". Simply, one who is subject to the effects of alcohol quickly, most effectively in one beer.

Note, queer does not necessarily refer to the person's sexuality.

Jeff's a one beer queer. After a Bud, he was out.

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U R Gay

Name of a South American country as pernounced by Homer Simpson

Homer points to a map of the world, pointing to Uruguay he says:hhehehehe look at the name of this country! U R Gay!

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schoeffel

<ADJ> A guy who drinks with fiorinos and does not fear women or homosexuals. Polar opposite of fagort.

"That guy is a total schoeffel"

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standard

assumed. part of the natural way of things. the way things have always been.

rob: did you bring a girl back to your room last night?

me: yeah, dawg.

rob: did you get her in bed?

me: standard

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fucktard

First used in the computer gaming scene. Meaning "fucking retarded cheater".

You fucktard, turn off your wall hacks.

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pint size

anyone who is very small in stature

Ben Jones is a pint size freak

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