got your shit together

To have your business (what you do to get what you want) promptly taken care of.

No LAN party this weekend, because I gotta catch up with my schoolwork; I'll call you when I get my shit together.

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super decreshendo

1. When a man's sex organ (dick) is hanging so low it touches the ground, drags.
2. When a man's dick is cut off and re-pasted on in a lower area...

I went to the docter to get a liposuction, but all he he did was super creshendo me!

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gfy

Gud For You, also known as Good For You.

Marry:I heard he Quit!!
John: Is it?? Gud For you!!

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meaning of life

Apparently the only question left that can not be answered by any scientist and/or believer.

me: "Hey god, I have but one question for you, a question so universal and simple that every soul on earth would want to ask it to you: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?"
god: "How should I know?"

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cky

Most original band you will hear today

Wow too bad no other band evn competes with CKY

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SEFAR

Sorry
Excuse
For
A
Rapper

Ja Rule

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kidult

A person in transition between childhood and adulthood.

"Do you have any ID, you look a little to young to be an adult"

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