illidan

Perhaps my favorite Warcraft III character. Illy is a semi-demon and the leader of the Naga. Seconds in command are Kael'Thas and Lady Vashj. I like to call them the Three Junkies.

C'mon, Illidan, it's just a flesh wound. It's not over yet. Get up and kill Arthas/Ner'Zhul or Kil'Jaeden is gonna want your ass.

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Confuzzle

adj. to being confused and unaware of something.
v. to make someone confused.

I was totally confuzzled by the whole event.

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Cold one

A cold brew

I sure could enjoy a cold one right here under my mosquito-proof tent right now.

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jest

another word for "joke"

you giv me bare "jests"
i catch so much "jests" pon road

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fruit rollup

a gay dude in a sleeping bag

Youre camping and shit and you see a rainbow sleeping bag, "Yo, look at that fruit rollup" and in an act of sexuality discrimination you push him down a mountain.

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Nothing

Actually means "something," but is used when you don't feel like explaining.

Hey, whatcha doin'?

(clearly working on something complex and important) Nothing.

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you know I love ya

a good opportunity to say this phrase would be after cracking a joke about someone that is somewhat insulting, but not taken to the heart.

"aww come on now, you know i love ya!"

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