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helpie

FIrstly I invented the word a couple of years ago, when a group of my wife's friends wanted to all have their mobile phone photograph taken and it could only be done with me taking the picture.

So I said, I will help you by taking the photo, so the whole group could be in the picture and I will call it a HELPIE.

A single person, or a group of people, who want their mobile phone / camera photograph taken, however they all want to be in the picture, so I offer to take the photo for them and it is a " helpie " A helpie is always a much improved photograph over a selfie.

by Mr X November 25, 2018

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


dineleysaurus

dine-li-sore-us
noun - a dinosaur with a large growth of hair on it's head who goes nuts

"holy shit it's a dineleysaurus, run for your lives!"

by Mr X January 29, 2004


qwerty

A keyboard originally created to slow down typists in the old days of typewriters becuase they broke the typewriters by typing too fast. Now there isn's a problem of breaking a keyboard but it is still used and is the same design that was used to slow down those typists decades ago. Why it is still in use is a mystery.

Those typists are breaking all the typewriters by typing too fast, what should we do?
Invent a qwerty key layout to slow them down

by Mr X February 11, 2004

247πŸ‘ 149πŸ‘Ž


agoraphobic

To be afriad of anything thats practically outside, our outside itself.

person 1: I never see person 3 ever leave his house
person 2: maybe he's agoraphobic

by Mr X February 19, 2004

72πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


the curse

a watery sensation around your arm pit area, usually build by excessive sweating.

JD's curse was so bad he need prescription deodorant to make things better for himself.

by Mr X November 28, 2004

6πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


bohri

member of the indian language 'gujerati'.

def; vagina,pussy,fanny.

1. ta-ri bohri vaas maa-re

(your pussy reeks)

by Mr X December 23, 2004

4πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


blob

a common name for a condom

jonny : yeah I did bang her
Steve : did you use a blob?

by Mr X March 27, 2005

29πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž