legally retarded

In the state of Maine one is legally retarded upon using LSD several times (i think it is 3 or 4).

Kevin: Hey man, I did LSD 3 times this week. What a trip...

John: I think you may be legally retarded in the state of Maine.

Nick: But your not retarded.

Kevine: Thanks man, thanks, that really means alot to me.

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tig ol bitties

The spoonerization of the phrase big ol titties.

Man: Damn, she's carrying some tig ol bitties!

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Kimberly Cobain

Kurt Cobain's (the frontman in Nirvana) sister.

Hey I didnt know Kurt had a sister!

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chiia

1.Yeah
2.a greeting

1. "you coming over my house later?"
"chiia"
2. *phone rings*
"chiia?"

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gungsta

same as gungster
see gungster

Whats up gungsta?
Fo' the love of stop callin me that im ot coll and i dont no wat that means!

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arsing about

1) messing about, being a fool
2) doing nothing in particular for a long time

"What have you been doing all day?"
"Arsing about."

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deployed

To distribute persons systematically or strategically to a remote part of the planet with limited resources leaving them to their own resourcefulness, skill, strength and intestinal fortitude to return to their native habitat in one piece.

Your buddy woke up in Tunisia with a pair of ripped levi jeans, one air jordan and one pump sneaker both different sizes, a pencil, 4 grapes a fur coat and a rubberband with only 16 dollars and 81 cents in his pocket.

Sounds like somebody deployed him.

Yeah man, yeah, he probably screwed someone real bad to deserve that.

Hope he could remember his credit card number.

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