slip n' bleed from the anus

Is what they should have called the slip n' slide, would have been fun if dad checked for rocks.

Dane: "watch this ma'" *pttth, NOOOOOO! AHHHH!!!

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Goose Eye

An organism with large or bulging eyes. Possibly induced by crack use of the mother. They tend to be very aggressive tward Asians, and vise versa.

More commonly used as a nick name for Nick and Siri, but can also be used as an insult.

Hey Goose Eye, sup?

You fuckin Goose Eye.

Haha lookit the silly Goosey Eye!

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magus

The mage who led the Mystics in the war against the humans in the year 600 AD. (Chrono Trigger)

As specified above, there is no "n" in Magus. It isn't prefixed by "the", it's improper grammar. It's just "Magus".

Oh, great Magus, why didn't you just exterminate the human race 400 years ago?
- Medina Villager in CT.

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TMWRNJ

Popular acronym for the relatively short-lived but genius cult morning TV spoof show, "This Morning With Richard Not Judy". UK TV viewers will know the origin of the title to be from the genuine morning TV show "This Morning with Richard and Judy". TMWRNJ brought such delights as The Curious Orange, and the real Rod Hull who was always after a bowl of jelly.

"I am the REAL Rod Hull!!"

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prole

As in other definitions, used to describe a person deemed of a lower, more worthless social rank. Created by George Orwell in his book "Nineteen Eighty-Four", to describe the lower insignificant classes of the fantastical British state.

"The proles are out on the streets causing trouble again."

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badassmofo

1.One who is, or has characteristics of being, a bad ass mother fucker.

Man, that kids one badassmofo

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scrappy

scrappy is an apprentence of the scrap lord

what the hell you doing scrappy

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