Chevy

car hardly ever vacates yard

drive by a dealership or drive through town.

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smounter

not smelter its smounter

I put my book on the smounter.. Not the smelter

Kalami

(n.)
The ancient Eastern art of being able to fold road maps properly.

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masturbation

The act of sexualy pleasing oneself, usually to orgasm.

Masturbation is the best exercise I get all day!

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dumps like a truck

(v.) Refers to a large poop, usually from a female.

Cornelius, did you happen to witness the massive log that Mrs. Jones excreted from her rectum?

Yes, sir. I would say that she dumps like a truck.

Quite.

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poo hole

the hole where your poo comes from

i have got a really sore poo hole

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homestarrunner

The funniest thing on earth- everyone I know loves it. Found at homestarrunner.com. Main characters are Homestar Runner, Strong Bad(you are really here to see him!), Marzipan, The Cheat, Coach Zee, Pom Pom, Strong Mad, Strong Sad, the King of Town, Poopsmith and Homesar.

'Welcome to homestarrunner.net- it's dot com!'

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