john and jeff show

A radio show for the 3rd shift and insomniacs.

I was listening to the john and jeff show last night.

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groceperson

a person who works in a grocery store. First heard on NPR's "A Praire Home Companion".

I asked the groceperson where I could find the ketchup.

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silpy

Acting irritated, or not themselves. Like in a cranky or irritated mood. Acting upset because of a previous event, and letting it show.

Like somebody might be irritated one day, and his friend would be like "Yo man, you actin silpy, somethin happen?" or "why you silpy today man?"

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what everybody likes

the universal transfer of value. the american greenback. south of the border, mr. dinero himself.

I gave her what everybody likes and she gave me what I wanted.

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sweet pimp gangter

when something is sweet pimpin and gangster you would describe it as sweet pimp gangter. hence the name sweet pimp gangter.

danny: man that car is tight

nick: na naw bitch that car is better then tight is sweet pimp gangter.

danny: there u go again negrotistcal nick

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a douche hound

A guy who will have sex with the most disgusting girl in the room (the girl most likely is so dirty she needs a good douching)

"Man look at mike hes such a douche hound" ..disgusting

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fuck sock

Any sock, usually worn througout that day, in which you shoot your load into while masturbating to a raunchy porn.

Dude, I just found Fitzy's fuck sock stuffed between the bed matress, SICK!!!

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