gordo

someone who masterbates to foot porn, also someone with no friends

Last night dan pulled a gordo to mimi from drew carey's feet

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CHODE

Chick Toad

you suck chode....or your such a chode that i'd like to skull fuck your face.

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v-string

similar to a g-string, victorias secret named there g-strings this.

also the fabric portion which covers up the front and rear is shaped as a V, while there are still strings on each side, joining the front to back

Victoria's Secret's V-String are my favorite because they are comfortable and look sexy

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hoadex

a pimps Black Book
the chicktionary

a little book full of 'hoes' phone numbers, address, and the 3 point rating (top half, bottom half, face)

Tony: "What are we gonna do this weekend?"
Bill: "I dont know....im sooo bored, im going Gay"
Nick: "Nah worry, we will call some jubes"
Tony: "Yeah Nick, call some girls in your Hoadex"

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mondus

Adjective, big, large, of great proportion and cool, awesome, or outstanding.

Dude, that air that you just got was really mondus. Wow! Look at that bus, it is so mondus.

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barfunkel

(n.)The miniature orgasm one experiences after urination.
Often accompanied by a short tremor or shaking.
Typically, barfunkels procede extremely volumous urination.
Highly common among individuals experiencing alcohol intoxication.

Barfunkel experience among females is unknown.

woah... just took a piss and had a crazy barfunkel

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slowdive

an amazing shoegazing band. like my bloody valentine.

"woah this song is making me sleepy"

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