twasted

1. When one is competely and utterly FUCKED by any form of alcoholic beverage.

Also an Australian term meaning dope or sick.

Shit, last night I got twasted and fucked my own grandma.

Damn cracka, that sex was twasted

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hij

asomeone who is an over the top entertainer, drinks accessively for the confidence to "entertain" the opposite sex

that boy is mashed hes well funny, such a hij

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Bad Religion

One of the best punk bands still around today. Definatly 1 of my favourite political punk bands, both musicaly and in terms of lyrical truth and thoughtfulness. Normaly each song has a powerful moral/politcal message.

E.g When all soliders lay their weapons down, or when all kings and all queens relinquish their crowns, or when the only true messiah rescues us from ourselves, then it's easy to imagine there will be sorrow no more.

Songs: Sorrow, 21 Century Digital Boy, I Want to conquer the world

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biatch

-a gangster's way of saying bitch
-a slut, whore

ya unit did yo momma, biatch!

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Hagnaby

(n.)
Someone who looked a lot more attractive in the disco than they do in your bed the next morning.

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mosquito

Bugs that piss people off.

Damnit! Stupid mosquitos!!

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weaver diva

A loud, annoying, usually female yoghurt weaver. Characterised by ethnic clothes, weird diet and ill behaved children. May also smell funny and drink organic banana beer at the Gregson

Oh man, I was having a good time talking to (insert woman's name) when her bitch weaver diva mate turned up and I had to run away.

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