Kalami

(n.)
The ancient Eastern art of being able to fold road maps properly.

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masturbation

The act of sexualy pleasing oneself, usually to orgasm.

Masturbation is the best exercise I get all day!

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dumps like a truck

(v.) Refers to a large poop, usually from a female.

Cornelius, did you happen to witness the massive log that Mrs. Jones excreted from her rectum?

Yes, sir. I would say that she dumps like a truck.

Quite.

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poo hole

the hole where your poo comes from

i have got a really sore poo hole

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Microsoft Works

1) Word processing program by the Microsoft Corporation

2) Oxymoron

1) Microsoft Works sucks, I'm going to get a bootlegged copy of Office.

2) Microsoft works? No it doesn't.

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dialtone

Please refer to Dialtoned......to hang up on somebody

Tony just gave Bill the Dial tone

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kuf

When you are being mugged and you threaten to call the police.

'Shut up, and don't bother kufing.'
'Get off him or I'll kuf'

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